It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. Leave that to me.

Away with your weapon! I mean you no harm. I am wondering, why are you here? I’m looking for someone. Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm? Right. Help you I can. Yes, mmmm. don’t think so. I’m looking for a great warrior. Ahhh! A great warrior. Wars not make one great.

She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them, and see to it personally, Commander. There’ll be no one to stop us this time! I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan Partially, but it also obeys your commands. Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? What!? A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.